Thursday, March 19, 2009

Go for Gucci

Recently my father's sister - Aunt Candy - came for a visit during which she passed on the following nuggets of knowledge to my almost three year old. God love her, these are the things every lady must know...

Go for Gucci


Lay down for Lauren


Hold out for Hermes


Candy got stuck on Versace, but I came through...


Rub a crotch-y for Versace


Everybody sing...

Every party needs a pooper

That's why we invited you- per

Party pooper

4 comments:

Maggie May said...

oh dear
rub a crotchy for Versace
is the name of my new band!

Lori said...

wish someone had given me this advice when I was younger... see wisdom with age!

Mme Paulita said...

hahahahaha

coleface said...

New post please. I know you aren't into your dumb blog, but I am.