Me: Cohen, get out from behind the table and stop putting VISINE on the dog's butt. I...AM...SERIOUS!
Coco: I have to hide here (From under the table).
Coco: Because I am so scared of you.
Me: What do you have to be afraid of? That's ridiculous.
Coco: I am so scared of you because you yell at me all the time so I have to hide under the chair and cry tiny little tears.
Me: I hope you never have the occasion to speak to a social services worker because what we have going here could go down hill...quick.