While Christmas shopping on the etsy website tonight I came across the My Love for my Vagina Scarf Keeps Me Warm. The following conversation ensued...
Lawton: Oh my god - we should totally get this scarf for my brother for Christmas.
Dan: Are you kidding me? Who makes that?
Lawton: Vulva Love.
Dan: Who would even wear that?
Lawton: Come on Dan, Ani Difranco plays shows in the winter too.