Strangest thing to come out of my mouth this weekend...
In a liquor store buying beer -
"Excuse me do you work here? Could you get that 12 pack of New Castle on the bottom shelf for me, I'm recovering from a cesarean?"
Strangest thing to come out of someone's mouth directed at me this weekend
While holding my 6 week old daughter -
"You have to be rough with them at this age, otherwise they just grown up afraid of everything!"