Saturday, December 10, 2005

Filling in the Holes

This morning I woke up with the tubbiest little wrists and ankles I've ever seen. On me. Not quite cankles, but tubby to be sure. I wonder this, if I retain enough water will it fill in my cellulite dents and divets?

p.s. I know the answer to this, so just let me have my cellulite free imaginational moment, alright?

I also have a horrible rash taking over my ankles and the tops of my hands. Dan is still trying to convince me that this is due to my poor hygene, but I disagree. Either way, I'm massaging my vagina cream into my hands and ankles because it's the only thing I know it's okay for me to use. Hot image, I know.

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